Our first suspect is Joshua Martin, which was found dead at the same beach. Alexx's autospy report said the COD is drowning and the TOD is about 9-10AM that morning and South Beach isn't the primary crime scene. We know her name is Madison Healey, the water in her lungs is chlorinated, and the gun isn't the murder weapon. In the iOS version there is only one case, a woman's body is found washed up on South Beach with a gunshot wound in her shoulder and fluid in her lungs. In this case you work with Horatio Caine, but when interviewing suspects, you work with each of the other CSI's, depending upon which suspect you interview.

Suspects from all other cases are included in this one, and as such this is the case which ties all the other cases together. RSS feed for comments on this post.Judge Lawford is found dead in his study with a gunshot wound to the head. I think if ryan wolfe is not in csi miami the show will be faiel This game is great! We watched CSI Miami because it was so bad it’s funny, but add the drinking game and a few mates and you have yourself a party! Great fun! I posted a couple of Law and Order drinking games a couple of years ago on my blog as well: I passed out before the second commercial break. I tried this drinking game the other night, when my wife was watching the show. Just imagine what his cover of “Rocket Man” will sound like.ĭoes that mean, when he’s old and fat, he’ll rehabilitate his image with hilarious self-parody commercials, an amazing CD and Emmy victories for his comic/dramatic turn as an aging legend?Īnd if so, can we just fast-forward to that stage of his career? Please?

PS – As much as I like, for reasons I can’t explain, David Caruso as an actor, he is the New Shatner. Of course, my wife thought I was crazy when I realized all this. Speed seemed to be Jason Todd, Kayleigh is either Dick or Babs, etc.

Don’t watch the show enough to tell you who is Robin versus Batgirl versus Alfred or any of the other hangers-on that have been in the cominc. Caine is Bats, always dressed in dark clothes, always grim and monotone, doing detective work in a dark hi-tech cave, driving a BatHummer, and aided by his Batfamily analogues. … the whole show is really just Batman meets Miami Vice. Those shades are as much a part of the show as all the other actors. I feel like they should put “Ray Ban” in the credits. This show is almost become a parody of itself. Amazingly, a case turns out to have a link to Horatio: Finish your drinkĪnd the evidence … never lies, my friend.Someone talks in a thick accent: Take a sip.We see a department-owned Humvee: Take a sip.We see someone taking drugs in a flashback: Take a sip.We see someone having sex in a flashback: Take a sip.We see girls in a night club: Take a sip.Detective Frank Tripp looks pissed: Take a sip.Alexx Woods talks to a dead person: Take a sip.Calleigh Duquesne’s father is in a scene: Take a sip.Someone refuses to give Ryan Wolfe the benefit of the doubt: Take a sip.Eric Delko acts tough and/or troubled: Take a sip.Horatio’s brother’s wife, Yelina, shows cleavage: Take a sip.Cheesy line, Roger Daltry screams “YEAH!” and the opening credits roll: Finish your drink.Someone mentions Horatio’s troubled New York past: Take a sip.Horatio’s “dead” brother Raymond is mentioned: Take a sip.A bad guy threatens Horatio: Take a sip.A bad guy glares at Horatio: Take a sip.A good guy looks at Horatio with adoration: Take a sip.Horatio saves someone from a bomb, sniper or natural disaster: Take a sip.Horatio makes a solemn promise to a victim or a victim’s relative: Take a sip.Horatio calls someone “my friend”: Take a sip.Horatio puts his hands on his hips: Take a sip.Horatio talks while refusing to look at someone: Take a sip.Horatio openly lusts for his brother’s wife: Take a sip.Horatio … pauses unnaturally … while talking: Take a sip.Horatio puts on or takes off his sunglasses: Take a sip.I’m sorry about your alcoholic DA father. So here … in recognition of the … worst-written … worst-acted … show on network television … is the CSI: Miami Drinking Game, Ms. Wolfe … but those involved … should be in jail. There may be … a worse show on television, Mr. (NYPD: David Caruso was much better and … had nudity, Detective Sipowicz.) But … at some point … in its first season … it turned into CSI: David Caruso.Īnd … was a stinker, on top of that. I … remember when CSI: Miami used to be … if not great, pretty good, Alexx.

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